Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Women's rights.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

i keep getting thumbs down...

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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