A blind man accidentally walks into a gay bar. The bartender escorted him out and pointed him in the right direction.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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