What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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Vagina cream... end of story

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

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Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a convicted rapist.

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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