- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

No soap radio

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

What's Gay and has a penis? Justin Bieber, I lied about the penis

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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