- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Nickelback

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

your mum

Yo Momma is not fat.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

mexicans fishing

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

When life throws you lemons, duck.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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