How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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What do vampires cross the sea in?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

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Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

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-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

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I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

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Your're racist.

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Lololol

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Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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My girlfriend dumped me because I'm patronizing. That means I treat people like they're stupid.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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