What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

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What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

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A man approaches an attractive young woman at a party. He asks her if a rag smells like chloroform and proceeds to hold the rag up to her face. She passes out, the man takes her into a nearby bedroom and rapes her. He casually leaves the party. He will most likely continue this vile act for years to come.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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whats worse than falling off of your bike? thats as bad as it gets,try to think of something else

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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