Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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what did the dog say to the mailman? woof.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

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Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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okay so this guy walks into the bar and says DON BE STUPE SHE SPIT GOOD AND EVERYTHIN. why did he say that. BECAUSE EVERYBODY HATES HIS SPIT

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

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Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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