- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

What's funny? Women's rights.

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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