You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

okay so theres this guy.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

What did the biological child say to his adopted sister? We are both loved equally by our parents.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Anti Joke

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