- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Why was the fat lady on the Medicine ball? Because she was fat!

I woke up today

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not suzie!!

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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