- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

if you consider his name parents name social security number hospital born date born and nurses signature all on a peice of paper then i guess you consider that his birth certificate

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

You know who else sucks dick? My aunt Jane. She was forced to become a prostitute after she got fired from her job.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

u suck

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

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