- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I drive in driveways. I recite in recitals. I play in plays. I park on parkways. My greenhouse is green. And my boxing ring is round. Why does everyone think I'm weird??

Why did the baby stop crying? I shot it with a 9mm pistol and put it in the microwave because it cried while I was watching Sienfeld.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why isnt there a womens NASCAR? Because NASCAR does not yet have the funding to start a women's league.

What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

hola said the chinese man

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep? Ask politely.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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