- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he got shot. Q. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A. Because he was stapled to the first monkey.

What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

A Jehovah's Witness knocks on my door. I didn't answer the door.

Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

whats your budget like? a budget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because

Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

all your base are belong to mark

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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