How do you confuse your algebra teacher? Tell her to prove that she exists.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud…

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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You mama's so fat, that the doctor suggested that she go on a diet.

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Why did the horse stop runnIng? His master beat him to death.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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Did you hear the one about the Mexican that went to college? All his life, Juan wanted to get a decent education, but was unable to due to his family's low income. So Juan worked hard all his life, and got a part-time job. He made a little cash here, a little there. He also studied vigorously, getting a 33 on his ACT. All that work eventually paid off, and Juan was eventually accepted at Princeton University. Juan is now a highly paid Neurological surgeon, and has saved countless lives

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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There's a white guy and a black guy, on a bridge. Of corse the idiot white guy jumps off. But the black guy yells, I NEVER LIKED U!!!!! Later that day the police showed up and asked wat happened. The black guy said, U GOT NO EVIDENCE!!! The police say true and walk away. Then go to Dunkin Donuts and get a triple chocolate donnut and coffee. They lived happily ever after. Except for the white guy. :)

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Roses are red, Violets are violet,

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

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3021 North Broadway Avenue

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When life throws knives at you, run away.

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What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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