What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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A blonde dies Lololol

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Knock knock, Who's there? Pizza hut delivery service, here's your pizza, Thanks.

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make me a sandwich! what kind?

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

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What has three legs and herpes? A male prostitute.

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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Black People

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SUCK MY NUTS

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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