- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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What would the Swatch be called if it was made by a Croatian company? A Crwatch.

A black child gives away his piece of fried chicken. He is allergic, and eats some watermelon instead.

Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

whats 7+4? 74

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 24

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

-knock knock! -doors open

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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