why did the kitten not eat its food? because its face was stapled to the floor.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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Kindness is what makes the world go round..... and chocolate.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple? Finding an apple in your worm

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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What's black and white and red all over? A butler with a stab wound.

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Your mother's breasts sag so low that the late great impressionist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

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Atheism

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A man sits down to dinner with his wife And she notifies him that their 8 year old son just died

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

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What do you call a red light A:soon to be green

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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the bible

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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