- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

jd and zach loves vigina

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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