Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Roses are blue Colton is gay

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

Knock, knock. Who's There? The Fire Department...

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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