Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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what do you call a joke that makes no sense? a joke that makes no sense

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Why did the black man grab and tie up the white woman? Because the white woman was a serial killer who has been on the FBI's most wanted list for killing children.

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Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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I'm a champion. I do what I want.

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Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

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What was Steve Jobs' favorite fruit? Grapes.

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

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whats funnier than a joke? A: a funnier joke

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What is the cow doing? Because 7,8,9

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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