Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Caca.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Link ate ink to make him sink.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

What is the difference between a deer and a child in africa? Why does it matter? They're both being hunted.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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