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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why was six afraid of seven? A. Because seven raped a three year-old child.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Q) What is the difference between an elephant and a toaster? A) Do you seriously not know the difference between an elephant... and a toaster?

why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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