what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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Why did Billy fall over? Because someone tripped him.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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