do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: That depends how hard you throw them... Q: Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees...

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Today is jessica's birthday and she is turnig 6 She walks in the living room to tell her dad its her birthday. Jessica"Dad, Dad guess how old i am today!" Dad "How old?" Jessica"6 dad im am 6". she walks into the kitchen to tell her Grandad Jessica" papa papa guess how old i am today" Grandad"Well for me to know this you would have to take of your panties" as he tells her she did as she was told. her grandad fingers her and smells her panties. He tells her "You are 6 today" Jessica"How did you know" Grandad"I listen as you told your dad in the dinning room".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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