Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

whats the difference between a male porsche driver and a porcupine? with porcupines,the pricks are on the outside.

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

this is not a drill.

why doesnt bally lifeguard he isnt qualified

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

What is a jew in space? Dead

What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

A man goes up to an old friend and says: "Help me, I just found out that my friend is gay! What should I do!?" The other man replies: "If there is no problem, I cannot help you... Yet, there is one. Your homophobia. I suggest that you see a therapist immediately and I hope that you can get over the fact of the contemplation of a sexuality."

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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