- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a headache OUCH!

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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