Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

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What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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A man walks into a bar,gets a drink, and then leaves.

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A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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