What's woman spelled backwards? Sandwich-maker.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven. Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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whenever you come out of emma browns bedroom

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Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

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Knock, knock. Now before I asked "Who's there" I first opened the door as then I can see who's there without having to ask them through the door.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

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You and your parents are going to die today

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

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Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

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What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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What time is it when an elephant steps on your watch? Time to go to the hospital and get treated for a shattered wrist.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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