Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Kyle grund parker coffey

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to his mother's funeral.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

a man walks into a house... then realizes its not his house and leaves.

What is the meaning of life? 42

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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