- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

ask me what my temperpedic bed is like. ''whats it like?'' i dont know ive never had one actully.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

Nero, sure you are okay?

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley.

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Q: Why did the man die of starvation??? A: He didn't eat for 3 days!!

Fart

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

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