- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

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Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

What happens when you give a boy a cookie? He falls asleep and his parents think he was kidnapped by a serial killer.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

An automobile mechanic busted an engine fuse. A prostitute had oral sex with a Marine. An Inuit hunter detonated a sea mammal with TNT. What do they all have in common? They all blew a seal.

what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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