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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A watch and a pair of socks.

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

My mates dad hasnt had a job in 20 years... its probably why there all homless outside my house.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

so a girl asks a guy: "if a tree falls in the forest, and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?" the guy responds: "trees dont grow in the kitchen, so you shouldnt be worried about it."

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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