What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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Whats funny? Your face.

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How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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There was a irishmen in his house. He was thirsty. so he drank some water

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

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What do you call an asian women running for president? A candidate.

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knock knock who's there me i kill you

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I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road without their motives being questioned.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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what do you call a black man falling off a cliff holy shit

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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A muslim man with a long beard and wearing a turban and robe boards an aircraft with a large suitcase. The plane later arrives at its destination a few minutes past the estimated arrival time due to bad weather.

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

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How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

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You're welcome. On to the next house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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