A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What did the man with no arms say to the jewish man? I have no arms.

What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? Nagger

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Shaving your balls is just plain nuts!

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

whats wores than eating a vag. a gaint vag eating you.

Your mamas so old she died of old age, R.I.P.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

How many Woman does it take to change a lightbulb? none they had a back up lamp

What do you call a group that has a microphone, a bass, two guitars and a drum kit? A Band

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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