Three men are on a plane. (Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. The stewardess calls secret service and has the man arrested.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

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How many republicans does it take to raise the debt ceiling? Technically, none, as the president has the right to do this based on the 14th amendment.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

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Q-whats worse than getting shot. A-getting shot twice

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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How old are you? 7

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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whats worse than a wussy times two a wusst times three i like boobs u basterds suck a dick

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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