- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

A black man walks in to a bar and say ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

I like doodle. XoXo Jamie

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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