- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue I gotta go to the bathroom

I walk into a bar...

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

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