- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because he escaped the farm and didn't know what else to do.

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why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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