- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Q: What happened when Sophie broke her leg? A: She was taken to hospital where she was given a cast, and made a full recovery just in time for the Summer.

A Muslim walked into a bar. He didn't drink anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

One night, I walked into a bar. I ordered a few drinks, and left later that night.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

Yo momma is so fat, her total body volume is slightly larger than a normally proportioned person of smaller mass!

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

What happens when you poke a ghost that is on the edge of a building?? Ghost aren't real, so therefor you will fall of the building and die????

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

Why didn't Anne Frank answer the door? Because it was the German SS.

What is the difference between your mom and a vacuum? The vacuum does not use your mom to clean the floor since it is an inanimate object and can not control people.

A Penguin walks in to a bar. then he walks out.

If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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