- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

The Jewish boy asks his dad for 50 dollars His dad says " 40 dollars? what do you need 30 dollars for? "

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

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