whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

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knock knock who's there Romney Romney Who? RON PAUL 2012

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit.

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Knock-Knock Come in! ...

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

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Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

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read me write me

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Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

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What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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