- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

What is an antijoke? Not Knock

A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

What does Malcolm X think about when hes horny? Sex!

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

what do you call a mexican being baptized? a mexican becoming christian.

why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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