Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

woman's rights

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

roses are red so is ur face dont look at me like im a crazy bitch

Q: What sound does a baby make when you put it in a blender? A: I don't know; I was too busy trying to find my camera.

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

a Dyslexic, Agnostic, Insomniac stayed up all night, wondering if there really was a dog.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

your life

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

snooki

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