- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

Your life

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What does water smell like? water.

Turkeys are obese

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

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