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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Pickles

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What did the white guy say to the Mexican guy? Nothing he realize that the Mexican guy probably didn't speak English and he couldn't speak Spanish so conversing with this man would have been pointless.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

whats in a red suit with a white beard and jolly......st.nick jerking of and blowwing a load in your stocking while taking a shit on you coffee table before theen hanging it back up over the fire place

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Why doesn't superman eat peanuts? Because he doesn't like them.

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Kys

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

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