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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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John: Knock Knock! Bill: Who's there John: John Bill: Oh hey John, come in

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Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

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Q: Why couldn't the skeleton go to the party A: He had a boner

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Yeah sure, you have "absolutely... ...No... ...Reason..." to... Fucking... use... This... place... at... all... But you seem to be here all the fucking time, what fucking sense does that make? That is not the matter at all fagface! Your fucking goons assaulting me because "I stole one of your aliases?" I was born Nero and will die fucking Nero, not Nerometal, not Nero of Neronism, just Nero your friendly rapist! Yeah Ill give you my fucking social info, so you... and... your... excessive... use... of... this shit... can... send... your ...fucking assholes to finish the job! Listen bitch! I am a writer! And your faggots stabbed off like half of my eyeball! I don't give a damn about this site, I want your fucking assholes to stop seeking me out in person! Hell, give me your social info, so we can "make a fucking settlement" Where I break off your head and shit down your neck!

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Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

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What is worst than 1 baby dead in a microwave? 2 babies dead in the same microwave !

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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My lady, that is the backside of trust, I have decided to trust you, how am I supposed to feel about the fact that I believe to the point where I know that you mean everything you are saying? And that if you had any interest in backstabbing me, I would be risking my life, wife and friends. Do you not get trust? If you keep thinking like that, tomorrow you could be suspecting the mailman for being a spy, I can, and could tell you that I will cut ties with my employees, but then I would have you not only to believe me, but to support me financially, I do not need much, in fact, I need you to trust me, and if you do not trust me, what does it matter if I quit? You could accuse me for typing books that alter the mind (all books do), you could accuse me of having killed Nero and taken over... The point is, if you cannot trust me, then I cannot help you with what you ask, and if that is a requirement for our friendship to persist, then you are not looking for a friend, but for a employee.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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