How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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