- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Who is John Galt?

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

Q: Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed.

Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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