What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

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Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

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What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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Which came first the chicken or the egg? The egg. Chickens evolved from their pre-historic ancestors who each laid an egg with a slight genetic mutation until one egg contained what is now classified as the modern chicken.

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Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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