- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When the loaf of bread crashed the car the wife was mad. What do you think she did? She put Nutella on him toasted him and then ate him

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Women's rights

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

You're so vein you are probably a tube that conveys blood from various parts of the body to the heart.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

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