- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

Roses are red Violets are blue This doesn't rhyme F*ck it

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

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