- Anti Joke

Why are Pine trees green? Because light reflects at different wavelengths, and the chlorophyll, found in chloroplasts, being abundant in the needles of pine trees, Reflect the correct wavelength for green.

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

When life gives you lemons, you make grape juice and let the world wonder how you made it.

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

Two families of pedophiles go to the beach. One of the dads lays down to suntan and looks at the other dad. "Hey! Get out of my son!" he exclaims.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the middle names."

A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

What's the hardest part of walking through a pile of dead babies? My penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Call of Duty is a good game.

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.