An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

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A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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A jew enters a mall.

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There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

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ADAM SAS IS A GREAT GUY!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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