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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man walks into a bar and says ow. Two men walk into a bar, which is weird, because the second guy should have seen it coming.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A Mormon walks into a bar

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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