- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

Justin Bieber

Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

What do you get when you put two landsharks together? Three landsharks.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

How come Tommy isn't allowed to sing anymore? Because he has a punctured artery, collapsed lung, fractured ribcage, and a failed organ...

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