- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 1: Who's there Person 1: me me you who you me you who me you no me (say super dooper quickly)

How do you double any amount of cash? Stack it up and fold it in half.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. He crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

What do you get when you come across a duck and a moose? Nothing...What do you think you deserve a prize or something?

why did John fall off his bike I don't know I was not there it was a rumor at school

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

A Russian drinking something other than vodka.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

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