knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

destiny

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

no

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Fire extinguisher? One puts out a fire the other one fuels it.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Women's Rights Movement

Gustavo Andrade

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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