What do you call a group of black men stampeding down a hill? Dangerous, so they should slow down!

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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mmm i love marble bumhole

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I will create more jobs for americans

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender said "why the long face?" The horse then panicked, and feeling threatened, it kicked the bartender with its hind legs and galloped out of the bar. A civilian took immediate control of the situation and dialed the number for animal control, who arrived shortly and tranquilized the deer and put it back in its natural habitat. Don't worry, that didn't actually happen

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

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What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

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no.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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