- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

THe Election

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Why did everyone at school think that Susan was so hot? They set her on fire.

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