knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

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Why are trees green? I have no idea

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

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Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

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What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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your mom is so fat jesus couldnt even lift her spirits

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

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Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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