Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? a nintendo wii.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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