How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why are chaos theorists so predictable? Because their arguments usually follow a logical set of points.

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Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

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Roses are red Violets are blue The sky is also blue

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

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What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

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What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

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Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

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A chinese man walks into a kitten store. He is a nice man in search of a companion.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

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What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

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What's funny about cheese? Nothing.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

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Stephen Hawking

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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