What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Wanna hear a funny story? Sure. Ok,

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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I fantasize about having sex with a moose

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Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

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NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

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What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

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Me

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