why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

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God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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THe Election

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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