Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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yada yada

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Anti Joke

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