- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Q: What did the clown say when he got in a car accident? A: Nothing. He died.

Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

All these jokes are so much funnier when I read them during class, laughing my ass off and everybody's looking at me like I'm retarded

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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