what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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What would Muhammed do?

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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Stephen Hawking can walk

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A blonde girl walks into a car.

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I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

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Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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Yo mama's so fat, I gave her a compliment because we should embrace body acceptance.

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Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

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What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Anti Joke

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