- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Whats worse than seeing a child with autism? Seeing a child doin' serious damage in a mosh pit

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

What is big, white, and heavy ? A fridge

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Dave. Dave, who? Dave, your neighbor, I ran out of eggs making a quiche, could I borrow a few?

White NBA players.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

why'd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

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