- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

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