- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

whats up and also down? your mum

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

What did the PC say to the Mac? Nothing you idiot! Computers can't talk.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

What's funny about a car accident involving three children, a widow, and a dog? Nothing.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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