- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

. . I am a whale

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

YEAH THEY DO!

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Knock, Knock Who's There

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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