What did the hobo get for Christmas? Hypothermia

What do you get if you put a lepper in front of a fan A mess

A paralysed man falls over.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

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Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

I once had a friend We had our arguments, and went our separate ways.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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