What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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Q: what is green and looks like grass. A: fake grass

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

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No because your face is really f***** up.

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Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

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Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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#IHateHashtags

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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