I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

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So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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Why did the blonde get a tattoo of her adress on her arm? She never wanted to forget her great childhood at her family home, and she hoped that she would come back some day.

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What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it? Getting brutally raped by a giant transvestite donkey witch.

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A man walks into a bar. Sup.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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