what is the worst thing a bout four black men driving a Cadillac off a cliff? they were my friends

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

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Why is it not safe for turkeys to do maths? Because they don't have the mental capacity to carry out the calculations correctly, which would be a danger in jobs such as engineering or the space industry. Furthermore, they are unable to understand the concept of numbers or symbols and therefore have no motivation to solve mathematical problems; and even if they did, they don't have the dexterity or education to write out the solutions.

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Why are apathy,ignorance, and resentment alike? I dont know and I don't care to know.

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Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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Two icebears are siiting on a iceberg one says to the other: Are you fine with me pushing you off? the other one responds: Would you marry me?

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says nothing to the man running the stand. Realizing that the duck might potentially keep patrons from approaching the stand, he packs up and moves elsewhere.

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Whats the different betweene a drugdealer and a cop? I dont know but i think they dont have the same wife.

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