- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did john have to have back surgery He needed his back "screwed" up

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

How can you tell if a man has an erection? His penis is no longer flaccid

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

When life gives you lemons. Don't take things from strangers

Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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