- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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