- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

So a deaf man is listening to the radio.

Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Women's Rights

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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