What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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anus

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

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What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

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Q: Why did Suzie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock-knock? Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Bill: My brother died on 9/11 Steve: Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that. Was he in one of the towers? Bill: Both. Steve: Both? Bill: Well, he was in the first tower when the first plane hit, so he ran over warn everybody in the second tower. While he was in the second tower, he died of AIDS. Steve: LOL! Bill: Quit your laughing, Steve, and make sweet, sweet love to me! Steve: It would be my pleasure! (While Bill and Steve made sweet, sweet love on a park bench, little did they know that a hundred miles away in a beautiful Los Angeles home, actor Jeff Goldblum was making himself a turkey sandwich with extra mayonnaise)

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How do you kill a lawyer? Stab him 50 times in the chest, slit him open and take all of his organs out one by one. Burn what you have left. That should do the trick. OMG I AM EVIL

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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What did the white guy say when a black man punched him? Ow, i am sueing for assault. that is a crime

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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