What do you call double A's? Batteries

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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Q:Whats the difference between Jews and Pizza? A: Jewish people are humans, and pizza is a food

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What do you call a tree that grew in the middle of a road? Whatever type of tree it was.

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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fish fishy caoimhin

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

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A homeless guy on the brink of starvation found one dollar lying on the street. He took it and bought a lottery ticket at the local drugstore. God was looking down on him with pity that day and decided that day that he would no longer be a vagabond. The next day, the homeless man won the lottery jackpot, worth 100 million dollars. He declared that on that day, he was the luckiest and happiest man alive. He then woke up in a pile trash.

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

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Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

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what did the fart say to the butt........bye

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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