- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite. He died the following day.

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

Whats green? The color green.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

why did Michael Jackson cross the road? He didnt he is dead.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

hey hey apple

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

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