roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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how do you put a elephant in a fridge? open it and put it inside. how do you put a lion in a frige? you take out the elephant and put in the lion. there is a meeting for all the animals in the world which animal doesnt go? the lion because he's in the fridge. a man callshis dog and it doesnt come why not? because its at the meeting

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" *in a calm tone* " Yeah, me neither."

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Sasquatch. Sasquatch who? ROAR

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

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What do you call a black lady with big boobs? Oh, wait, it's just a fat black guy.

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i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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One day a married couple have a conversation. The husband says, "Make me a sandwich." The wife says, "Okay, what do you want on it?"

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

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Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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