Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

While running away a burgular cut his hand on a piece of glass. He fell to the ground bleeding like crazy. What did the police say when he saw the burgular? You've been caught red handed.

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your momma's so stupid, she has a lower than average IQ!

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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