Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN! Oh cemetery jokes

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

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What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

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I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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