- Anti Joke

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

What's Green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

whats up and also down? your mum

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why do you stick a baby in a blender feet first? So you can see the expression on its face...

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Justin beiber's penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What do you get when you cross a horse with a house cat ? A law suit for animal cruelty

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.