- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What does the Post Office have in common with a shoe store? Both provide goods and services in exchange for money.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

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