A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

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im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

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What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

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Mahmy

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How do you make a small child cry? You cut off his fingers..

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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A german walks into a London Pub. He turns to the man on his left and says, " Hallo Kolleginnen und dort bar Mäzen. Ich bin gespannt zu sehen, ob wir eine Beziehung herzustellen, wie ich gesucht Gespräch, als ich in der wunderbaren Kultur, die London zu bieten hat. Ist das in Ordnung mit dir? Heil Hitler"

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How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

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A professor of literature asked me, "Young Sir, why are you burning those books?" I replied, "Because I need a fire to cremate the bones of your 3 sisters that I violently raped and murdered" He smirked in a witty and arrogant fashion, until raising his head and saying, "Bond, James Bond" He continued to massage his dick with his own pubic hairs before collapsing and dying

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What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

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What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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