Roses are, blue, Violets are red, Screw poetic forms, I wish you were dead

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Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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neil likes pube toast

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Knock Knock Whos There Policeman Policeman who Please open then door your fathers been in a terrible car accident

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he died.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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When is a door not a door? Never.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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