Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Hail Heetluh

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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