tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Q: My hands are queefing vaginas A: Milk isn't wearing underwears

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why can't Jimmy talk? He's dead.

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Stealth baseballs record

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why did the boy fly away because his mum shot him out of a cannon

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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