A rapist walks into a bar. He is promptly arrested afterwards.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Mahmy

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Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

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WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

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Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

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Knock Knock Knockin on heavens door..

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

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a duck walks in to a gay bar and asks for a stick they asked where he wanted it before he could answer he was rapped

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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