- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

What's 9+10 Ebola

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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