Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How did the rabbi die? It didnt it lived through the shooting

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

In some aspects, a fowl can be compared by many points to the Tyrannosaurus. But it is still comestible.

roses are red violets are blue last time i dropped something this hard it ended world war 2?

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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