How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

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Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

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Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

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What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

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Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

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Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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What do you call an Amerindian who finished medical school? A doctor.

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good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

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Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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