Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

Oh NOES! She does worry about me! YOU MUST APOLOGIZE! Relax, the body has two sources of happy drugs, one is the sweet calm stuff I am really bad at, and the other comes with adrenaline and stuff, the name of which I do not remember, both are important, but yeah, I am a thrill seeker, and when I do not find them, I make a thrill out of whatever I got, whatever that means.

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Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

Adam Chebali has no life

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

What do chickens, pictures and babies have in common? Nothing.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

your mammas so fat tha-- my mother is dead. oh... sorry.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

What happened when the Neo-Nazi ran into a group of black people? He listened to their struggles, heard their stories, accepted their diversity and eventually hung up his hateful ways.

What's the difference between a red ball and a blue ball? There both blue but the red one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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