- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

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What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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