Q: What did the black man say to the sheriff? A: Good day, officer

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

How does a cow does a cow do an evil laugh?

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Women's rights

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What can hitler cook well Steak

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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