- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Patriarchy.

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? Because aspirin is a man-made drug derived from salicylic acid, and it it is this that is extracted from willow bark, which used to be used by Cherokee Americans as a fever-reducer and pain-reliever.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

How do you keep black people from hanging around in your front yard? Hang them in the back..

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

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