What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

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What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

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Michael J Fox may not be able to draw a perfect circle but he sure can jerk off like a champ

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

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There's a god, just kidding.

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What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

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Why was little Sammy crying? because she had a frog stapled to her forehead

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What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

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Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

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Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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