- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

~Chinese Anti Joke~ What is the difference between American army and Chinese army? American army teach youngsters to use their tanks. Chinese army smash youngsters with their tanks.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you call a girl who can run faster than me? Virgin

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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