- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Q: What is Kony's favorite rapper A: SOULJA BOY!!

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Why did I laugh at a joke? Cuz it was funny

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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