What is more annoying then finding a worm in your apple you

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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What's the difference between a bicycle? An orange because it has no sleeves.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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A man is boarding a plane. The attendant asks if he has a passport. The man says no, and leaves.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

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Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

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why couldn't sarah ride the bike? She had cerebral Palsy

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

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Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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How many seeds does a watermelon have? None. It is seedless.

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

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A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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