dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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feminine literature

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What has two legs and two arms? A Human

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Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

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Yo mamma is so old that she lives in a retirement home for the aged, and will most likely die there in several years.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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Really? Okay! UPPER COMMENT GOOD NIGHT NEROCHAN!

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"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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