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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Justin beiber..

What do you call John Lennon without glasses? A skeleton, because John Lennon is dead.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Albert your flies undone.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was deaf and blind.

What did little John get for his birthday? No sort of disease or illness of any kind because he was in perfect health. He also got an Xbox.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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