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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

Your mam is so fat.

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