- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

How do you wake a sleeping bear? Kick it.

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

Tim: Hey Jennifer, do you wanna hear a joke? Jennifer: Okay Tim: Knock knock Jennifer: Who's there Tim: It's me Tim, you idiot

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

What do you call a paralyzed man on a fishing boat? Robert

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

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