- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

What do you call two babys with one head? I dont know either, answers on postcard please!

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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