Whats funny? Your face.

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? everything! dead monkeys are awesome

A blind man is jumped and doesn't see it coming

Bob: Say this word that I spell out. Jane: Ok Bob: N.I.N.A. Jane: Um...Nina? Bob: Correct. Now try N.I.N.O. Jane: Nino like el nino Bob: Good. How about N.I.N.E. Jane: Ninny? Bob: Hahaha wrong

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

Yo mama's so fat that when she steeped on the scale, it read a rather large number as compared to the average, healthy weight of the human race. Of course, she could become thin by working out or eating less, but she chooses not to because of the laziness that has now corrupted her completely.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Beluga Whale walk into a bar. The Priest says: "Well because today is a holy holiday, I'll take a glass of white wine to celebrate." The Rabbi says: "Well, because today I have to kindle thy sacred light, I'll have a glass of merlot." The Beluga Whale then says: "Ooooooooorrrrooooooommmmmmmm....."

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

Person 1: today my doctor said I'm dyslexic Person 2: oh yeah? Are you ahdd too?

What happened to the woman driver who drove to Tesco? Due to the pleasant traffic conditions, she arrived slightly earlier than expected and she finished her weekly shop in forty minutes. She returned home, once again in good traffic and ate a delicious lunch of sausages and chips.

Whats sad about a city bus full of black people exploding. NOTHING

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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