2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Michael Brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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