- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

Pandas Everywhere!!!

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

What did one theoretical physicist say to another theoretical physicist? Hey there Bill, how's Nancy and the kids doing?

White men's rights

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

Who does creatine? James Cornish

What's bigger than a breadbox? Whitney Houston's coffin.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

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