Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

Q: Why did Tom bought a new sweeper? A : because his grandma fired their maid

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

What is a Will And Dan put together A WillDan HAHAHAHAHA

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

A black man is driving a nice car when he's suddenly pulled over by the police. "Do you know why I pulled you over?" asks the cop. "No officer" replies the black man. "You have a taillight out. However I'm going to just let you off with a warning because you seem like an upstanding citizen. Have a nice day."

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke 'er face.

i don't hate you because your fat ...your fat because i hate you

What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

You know what it means when a priest lays his watch down on a podium? Absolutely nothing

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

Womens rights.

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YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Robin, get in the car!

What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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