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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does wtf stand for? what? i was asking you!

2 gay men walked into a bar, The next day they want back to the bar, They went back on the third day but only 1 man came back out and he was in tears, This was because the other man had a cardiac arrest and died.

How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

josh is a skinny headed keppy mong

What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

A man sees another man sitting on a bench with a pickle in his ear. He asks the man "Why do you have a pickle in your ear?" The other man replies "What? I couldn't hear you because I have a pickle in my ear."

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

EVOLUTION OF MODERN SAYINGS 1 The Samurai: If at first you don't succeed, kill yourself. The British: If at first you don't succeed, give up The Americans: If at first you don't succeed, sue someone, then try again in hopes of a larger payout next time

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

YO FACE

There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What did the Rabbi say to the priest? The holocaust was real and it tore apart my family.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Where are you going Your house

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