How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

How many Nazis does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Their domestic handiness was not impeded by their warped sense of entitlement and racial superiority.

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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