Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

In soviet Russia...things are different

a black guy hates chicken.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Hi, my name is Jake.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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