H o m o comes out as homo

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Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

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An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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whats black? the colour

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Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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What did the woman say when she lost her purse? Where's my purse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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